मै कल बस में दिल्ली जा रहा था तो मेरे पास वाली सीट पर बैठे भाई ने पूछा : क्या *जात* है भाई जी?
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मैंने कहा : *सिंह*
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फिर कहता है: ये *सिंह* किसमें आते हैं?
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मैंने कहा : भाई, पैसे होते हैं तो *फॉर्च्यूनर* में आते हैं नहीं तो *बस* में ही आते हैं

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